i'm a cinnamon bun with creamy glaze on my cover, but under my delicious coating there's a beast of a person with ripped abs that you could grate cheese off of (which i do... awks*) and arms that you could pop bottle caps off of, not to mention i'm incredibly good looking, smart, funny, like you name it i got it
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!